Candy With the Hole in It
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally, the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God! They're ***holes!'
The teacher had to leave the room!
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