[carter200]

I was buying ammo yesterday and:
There was a bit of confusion at Dick’s Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchase of bullets
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the Manager about the gun registry
people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that
she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!