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Originally Posted by MikeGolf
I love me some JVD. Especially those Bowtie burgers. Looking forward to seeing you at the Gathering this year.
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Sorry Mike. This year we're having "Bamba burgers" (pending Supreme Court approval of course). They were a really "popular" with the GSA gang down in Vegas. They are a special blend of pork ingredients including Guantanamo Bay leaves, North Korean middle finger, Iranian laughing gas, and a special Afghany goat sauce. All of that served "open pockets" on a bed of Chinese noodles, and boasted over a Solyndra powered grill.
All will be served with Bush's Bake Beans and Boston Tea.
They are a deal for only $988 each if you are in the top 1%, or, if you are unemployed for over 3 years, and have given your "fair share", we welcome food stamps.
We're currently seeking non-working, stay at home Mom's to be servers....
(And if you don't like the food, we can always blame it on the "beans"....)