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carter200 05-01-2013 11:55 PM

A Sad Passing of an old Friend.....
 
Please join me in Remembering a Great icon of the Entertainment Community.









The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.





Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.


Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.


Born and bread in Minnesota , Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.


Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.


The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.


If you smiled, you might consider pass this on to someone having a crumby day and kneads a lift.



Fully Vetted 05-02-2013 01:27 AM

Re: A Sad Passing of an old Friend.....
 
Ok...that was funny as hell, Carter.

Fully Vetted 05-02-2013 01:33 AM

Re: A Sad Passing of an old Friend.....
 
Although, I thought the Hostess Twinkies were still in rehab?

XfireZ51 05-02-2013 07:54 AM

Re: A Sad Passing of an old Friend.....
 
Carter,

My wife got a realm chuckle out of this.

carter200 05-02-2013 08:54 AM

Re: A Sad Passing of an old Friend.....
 
I felt we all needed a chuckle with all the negative going on in the world today...... :dancing

carter200 05-02-2013 08:55 AM

Re: A Sad Passing of an old Friend.....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fully Vetted (Post 171553)
Although, I thought the Hostess Twinkies were still in rehab?

They are.....remember they amost went "buns up"


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