For Our Canadian Brothers
 

A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.

The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of Lettuce.

The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his Manager,"Some a**hole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him,so he Added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" “Canada, sir," the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Canada?” the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada ."

"No shi*?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?" :hello:

Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
 

:mrgreen: I like it

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Ha, Ha...Ya' that one's pretty good. Hockey's a religion up here, that's a fact. 10 month's of hockey & 2 month's of bad ice :o. Whores are year round :mrgreen:

Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
 

They play Germany tuesday, then Russia if they beat Germany. What schedule are you looking at?

Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
 

Right now. Here we go...

Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
 

2 to 1 Canada going into 3rd period.
Who's gonna win?
:happy1:

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Just tied it!
Great game!
And I don't even like Hockey!
OK, Maybe now I do!

So if Canada looses, does the Prime Minister resign?
Do people jump out of windows? Does Dwight give
me his 415? :razz:

Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
 

Great Game Canada!
Congratulations!:occasion1

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You were all saying...:occasion1:occasion1:occasion1:occasion1: occasion1

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U.S. actually played much better than we did from start to finish of the whole tournament but....the way she goes :cheers:

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I'll say Thanks! on behalf of the Canadians on here :cheers:. We did O.K., for sure. On one hand we spent enough money on all the programs & what-not, but on the other hand fairly impressive for a country of our size (Approx. 33 million), bout' the same number of people as California these days, isn't it?

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BTW....Up here we don't call it 'Ice Hockey', just, Hockey. Funny the little differances in our cultures when it come to things like that, huh.

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I was busy this evening doing engine paperwork & Blueprint sheets for a couple engines I dynoed on Thur./Fri., So U.S. took the overall medal count, is that right? Well done :cheers:. North America showed well :thumbsup:

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Oh.. Canada..... http://members.cox.net/goldcylon/drinkers.gif

Congrats :hello:

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I think your bang on. Was a little surpried you did call it Ice Hockey being in SD :icon_scra. Must be more of a region thing :dontknow:. We're on the same page :thumbsup:.

Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
 

You guys too! :cheers:

Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
 

Let me second that sentiment!

:thumbsup: to Team Canada!


we call it Hockey down here in NYC also....here in NYC girls play that other game that ends with "hockey"......:neutral: