Blonde Jokes

[90ZR1]

Why'd the blonde girl have a bruised bellybutton?

Her boyfriend was blonde too!


A lawyer and a blonde woman happen to be sitting next to each other on

a long flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her

and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired

and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over

to the window to catch a few winks.







The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of

fun. He explains how the game works. . . "I ask you a question, and

if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa." Again, the

blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.







The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily

win the match, so he makes another offer. "Okay, how about this. .

If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know

the answer, I will pay you $500."







This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be

no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game.







The lawyer asks the first question. . . "What's the distance from

the Earth to the moon?"







The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a

five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.







Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer. . . "What goes up

a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"







The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop

computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air-phone

with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.

Frustrated he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows.

All to no avail.







After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up. He

wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the

$500 and turns away to get back to sleep.







The lawyer, who cannot imagine what the answer is, and is going nuts

trying to figure it out, is more than a little frustrated! He wakes

the blonde and asks. . . "Well, so what goes up a hill with three

legs and comes down with four?"







The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back

to sleep.




Blonde#3
I'm makin this one short

Blonde is workin on a puzzle for hours, her boyfriend calls "what are you doin" " jus workin on this puzzle, but i cant figure it out" " well what does it look like on the box?" "there's lots of blue sky and a tiger" "ok, well ill be over in 10 minutes to help you out"

10 minutes goes by, she lets him in and comes to look at the puzzle

Boyfriend says " Theres 2 reasons why we can never figure this puzzle out... 1. its not a puzzle 2. put the frosted flakes back in the box"

Any you guys know?

[Z Factor]

It has been so many years since I told a "Blonde Joke", I have forgotten them all.

I really like the one with the lawyer on the plane :rofl:

[WB9MCW]

Did ya hear of the new rave in the paint industry....BLONDE PAINT??????

1.... it doesn't cost much.... IT'S CHEEP

2.... it is a bit dull..... IT'S NOT TOO BRIGHT

3.... it is easy to work with.... IT SPREADS EASILY :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[90ZR1]

LOL i like it!