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GOLDCYLON
09-04-2009, 05:22 PM
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.:mrgreen:
Dynomite
09-04-2009, 05:30 PM
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.:mrgreen:
LOL........:drunken_s
QB93Z
09-04-2009, 10:48 PM
Daryl,
I knew you were a classy guy.
Jim
rhipsher
09-04-2009, 11:35 PM
Death metal farts?
GOLDCYLON
09-09-2009, 10:53 PM
Death metal farts?
And speed metal
rhipsher
09-10-2009, 12:31 AM
And speed metal Let me guess! In a methane situation I'll bet you were tootin " The toxic waltz by EXODUS " right.
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