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GOLDCYLON
09-04-2009, 04:22 PM
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.:mrgreen:

Dynomite
09-04-2009, 04:30 PM
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.:mrgreen:

LOL........:drunken_s

QB93Z
09-04-2009, 09:48 PM
Daryl,

I knew you were a classy guy.

Jim

rhipsher
09-04-2009, 10:35 PM
Death metal farts?

GOLDCYLON
09-09-2009, 09:53 PM
Death metal farts?


And speed metal

rhipsher
09-09-2009, 11:31 PM
And speed metal Let me guess! In a methane situation I'll bet you were tootin " The toxic waltz by EXODUS " right.

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