Car Humor--a few old ads you might not have seen

[WARP TEN]

A friend sent me these. When we were teenagers I had a friend with a Nash Rambler. His car was always in demand for Saturday nights. And I remember draining oil like that but without the hole and gravel. Don't think I have ever run across wheel ants though.... Bob

[TX '90 ZR1]

Can't say I remember any of those except maybe the oil change. Don't remember using the gravel either.
I am sure any of those ads would now get you thrown in so deep that sunshine would have to be piped in!! [-X[-X

[DRM500RUBYZR-1]

In my youth, I was a Pontiac man.
Liked that ad more than the WIDE track one that followed.
In fact those words seem somehow vaguely familiar as I owned Pontiac's from age 16-23!
Don't know why they seem familiar........................
I had a permanently mounted cooler in the trunk of my first 64.
Uhhh oummmm ..........................
ahemmm...
i have NO recollection of such things.
mere rumor and unproven innuendo and fake news.
I support the me too movement retroactively and completely!
No complaints were ever heard, nor were any charges ever filed.
It WAS a different world back then; really, it was!
:cheers:
Marty

[ghlkal]

These are great.


Thanks for posting

[WARP TEN]

In my youth, I was a Pontiac man.
Liked that ad more than the WIDE track one that followed.
In fact those words seem somehow vaguely familiar as I owned Pontiac's from age 16-23!
Don't know why they seem familiar........................
I had a permanently mounted cooler in the trunk of my first 64.
Uhhh oummmm ..........................
ahemmm...
i have NO recollection of such things.
mere rumor and unproven innuendo and fake news.
I support the me too movement retroactively and completely!
No complaints were ever heard, nor were any charges ever filed.
It WAS a different world back then; really, it was!
:cheers:
Marty

Marty, I think that should be the new Oath of Office....Bob

[WARP TEN]

I just realized that I should include mention of a Corvette in this thread to keep things legit, so here is what happens when a Corvette mates with a Smart Car-- a Smorvette. Also a more modern ad from BMW for used cars, probably run in Europe, as well as a couple others just for fun. It is the middle of winter and I needed a few laughs. (Some of these might have been posted before).--Bob

[efnfast]

Oh, and what the heck is "DOT 3 insecticide"

[Mystic ZR-1]

BMW ad
You may not have been 1st, but you were the best...

[WARP TEN]

Oh, and what the heck is "DOT 3 insecticide"

Probably not as good as DOT 4.--Bob

[WARP TEN]

BMW ad
You may not have been 1st, but you were the best...

I don't know about you but I sure do want to buy a used BMW now....Bob

[BigJohn]

There is one in my warehouse

[Mystic ZR-1]

There is one in my warehouse

I guess you wanna screw up that
free breakfast thing?
😋

[BigJohn]

What's up it is still there?

The Chevy's have not touched it.
It does have that green eye staring at my "C8" !

[Mystic ZR-1]

What's up it is still there?

The Chevy's have not touched it.
It does have that green eye staring at my "C8" !

That’s C8 as in Callaway, not mid engine? 😋

[BigJohn]

That’s C8 as in Callaway, not mid engine? 😋

Yes “C8” !

[32valvZ]

Love the oil dump... I think Ill start using that one!

[Paul Workman]

I don't know about you but I sure do want to buy a used BMW now....Bob

Possibility of a "MATH PROBLEM" Bob?....

Twenty goes into 60(+) A LOT EASIER THAN 60(+) GOES INTO 20!!!:rolleyes:

[WARP TEN]

Possibility of a "MATH PROBLEM" Bob?....

Twenty goes into 60(+) A LOT EASIER THAN 60(+) GOES INTO 20!!!:rolleyes:

An even tougher math problem at 73. :cry: But that's what dreams are for...Bob