GOLDCYLON
04-17-2013, 11:36 AM
Forget Newton and Galileo.
Here are the real laws of nature:
**Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease or grime, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
** Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
** Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
** Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
** Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the shortest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
** Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
Here are the real laws of nature:
**Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease or grime, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
** Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
** Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
** Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
** Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the shortest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
** Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.