UPDATES FROM THE TSA

[vandornjim]

Important statistics from the TSA

Year-to-date the statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

[DaveK]

Nice one Jim - I'm surprised they found that many natural blondes lol :)

[GOLDCYLON]

Too funny :-D