carter200
04-12-2010, 01:24 PM
Painting THE Porch
A blonde teenager,
wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire
herself out as a "handy-woman" and started nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for
her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man
agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would
need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said
to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes almost ALL the
way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,
"You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those blonde jokes
we've been getting by e-mail lately."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave
it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
"And by the way" the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
A blonde teenager,
wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire
herself out as a "handy-woman" and started nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for
her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man
agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would
need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said
to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes almost ALL the
way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,
"You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those blonde jokes
we've been getting by e-mail lately."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave
it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
"And by the way" the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."