Realistically.................

[carter200]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids' to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars.

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.'

[GOLDCYLON]

:mrgreen: Funny

[bobbyhi]

Good one Carter:worship:

[carter200]

:mrgreen: Thanks guys. I don't understand it as almost all my post in this section are funny but some do not even get one reader. Please go to some of the earlier posts I made here and read them. They really are funny :(

[carter200]

This may surprise you Carter :D but I read all of your posts :thumbsup:

They are a lot of fun :sign10:

Thanks I appreciate it. Was feeling a little neglected, that's all :redface:

[Hammer]

I try to read everything the "Bros" post. Sometimes I don't respond, but I do read them. Nice one.

[Hammer]

I try to look at everything Hammer posts (avatars)....sometimes I do not respond but I do look at them :D

Funny, Jeffvette started that actually. He's comes up with some great ones.

[bobbyhi]

Funny, Jeffvette started that actually. He's comes up with some great ones.

John - yours are pretty awesome also:thumbsup:.......gotta say you and Jeff lead some mystical life to find these ladies:cool:...where were they in my youth??:dontknow::(